It’s April Fools’ Day, and while some companies are taking the opportunity to joke about artisanal selfie sticks or smart desk phones, others are going the extra mile and releasing working products. Google’s Pac-Man layer for Google Maps was actually playable. The OnePlus DR-1 flying drone was actually available for purchase (briefly). And if you haven’t visited com.google yet today, you really should.

Microsoft, meanwhile, is getting back to basics and bringing MS-DOS to Windows Phones.

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There’s a blog post and video at Nokia Conversations talking up the benefits of a text-based operating system on modern hardware. The conceit of the joke is that Microsoft’s next mobile operating system will be based on MS-DOS… but what really sells the joke is the “preview” Microsoft released.

Install the MS-DOS Mobile app on a Windows Phone device and you’ll be greeted with a C:\prompt. Enter text-based commands including CD to navigate between folders, and if you go tothe Program Files folder you’ll even find apps you can launch by typing camera.exe, sms.exe, or phone.exe to see text-based versions of those apps.

The MS-DOS camera will even let you snap photos using ASCII art. Launcher Internet.exe and you’ll get the default web browser… but not after hearing the sound of an old-fashioned telephone modem handshake.

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9 replies on “Microsoft release MS-DOS Mobile for April Fools (And it really works)”

  1. Even for many tasks now, a text command-line interface is a lot easier and intuitive than a GUI. This wouldn’t be that bad of a REAL phone OS if they put a slider keyboard on the phones that had it.

    For example, every Android device I have seen has the camera icon on a difference place on the screen every time go to turn it on. Always a hunt for it, always makes it take too much time to take a quick photo. With a command line camera launch, the problem is gone.

    (I always launch word with the actual command line word exe file reference, got tired of how Windows keeps moving and hiding and burying the Office icons)

  2. Maybe it’s not a joke, maybe that was their best effort MS could do for their clunky phones.

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